Actually I Am Priceless But…

I am worth $3,124,890 on HumanForSale.com
How much are you worth?

Physical Factors
Gender: Male - $200,000
Women are given $135,000 to start and men are given $200,000 to start. Want to know why?
Age: 31 - $20,000
This one is pretty simple. We valued younger people more than older people.
Ethnicity: Asian - $130,000
Different races were valued differently. Think this is wrong, racist or ignorant? Find out more…
Height: 5′11 - $15,000
Height plays a very important rols in our lives. Especially in how we are treated by others. British and Polish researchers have now provided statistical proof for a fact that many men have always suspected: tall guys have a better chance… Find out more…
Weight/Body Type: 180 lbs. / Athletic - $25,000
Discrimination is as much a fact of life for fat people as it is for other people outside the "norm." Fat people earn less money, are turned down for… Find out more…
Hair Color: Black - $5,000
Do blondes really have more fun?
Eye Color: Brown - $1,000
The average person blinks about… Find out more…
Handed: Right - $5,000
Approximately 8 to 15% of the adult population is left-handed. More fun facts…
Body Hair: A Little Hairy - $10,000
Want to know what Werewolf Syndrome is?
Shoe Size: 9 - $1,000
The largest feet in the world belong to a Mr Matthew McGrory who lives in America whose feet are a whopping size… Find out more…
Bald: No - $15,000
Do women prefer bald men?
20/20 Eyesight: No - $0
Do carrots really improve your vision?
Penis Size: 7 inches - $5,000
Does size matter to women?
Cavities: None - $5,000
How much is the Tooth Fairy paying per tooth?
Athletic Ability: Excellent - $100,000
Attractiveness: Above Average - $100,000
Mental Factors
IQ: 150 - $292,545
Why is IQ so important?
SAT Score: 1500 - $75,400
HS GPA: 3.5 - $332,500
Education: Bachelor’s Degree - $25,000
Bilingual: Yes - $0
Lifestyle Factors
Income: $120,000-$149,999 - $0
Profession: Self-Employed - $0
Alcohol: Occasionally - $0
Smoker: No - $15,000
Your appeal to the opposite sex could triple… Find out more…
Pot: No - $10,000
Drugs: No - $10,000
Exercise: Excessively - $5,000
Divorced: No - $0
First wife makes out like millionaire, husband and second wife reduced to poverty.
Comitted Felony: No - $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally - $5,000
Sitting too close to the TV could… Find out more…
Sexuality: Straight - $0
Personality Factors
Style: Above Average - $45,000
Artistic Ability: Above Average - $45,000
Sense of Humor: Excellent - $65,000
Addictive Personality: Yes - ($15,000)
Give to Charity: Yes - $0
Adult Content: Seldom - $0
Gamble: Seldom - $0

You are worth exactly $3,124,890

One Response to “Actually I Am Priceless But…”

  1. cheritycall Says:

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